What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

garrisonbabe:

the way that straight people hint at gayness in their story telling is fucking wild

like in my big fat greek wedding 2 joey fatone’s character is gay. you don’t find this out until the end of the movie, and it’s “””””hinted””””” at the entire time because everyone is getting on his case because he’s in his 30s and he’s not married even though the rest of his relatives his own age are.

and they reveal that he’s gay when his brother figures it out by watching him talk to his boyfriend, then their mom is like “is he your partner, or your partner” and like it was tasteful tbh i don’t really have a problem with it at all

it’s just that straight people always approach our identities sideways with innuendos like they gotta parallel park next to the sidewalk of gay when they literally could’ve just been like “hey, can your boyfriend supply this thing for the wedding?” like

IT’S

LITERALLY

SO

SIMPLE

but the straights gotta be all hoooooooo is he unmarried in his 30s because he’s a total fuckboy who can’t maintain a relationship

or is he gay

parallel park next to the sidewalk of gay

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