What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

OK but consider: a DA2/SPN crossover

IT WOULD BE LITERALLY PERFECT

- Garrett Hawke = Dean Winchester (inappropriate punning, overprotective big brother, bi as fuck)

- Anders = Sam Winchester (fabulous hair, tall, snarky, abomination)

- Fenris = Castiel (broody, dry humour, tattoos, doesn’t understand that reference)

- Isabella = Bela Talbott (theft of artefacts, cleavage, will sin for money)

- Merrill = Anna (blood magic, warrior cutie, smol but angry)

- Varric Tethras = Bobby Singer (long-suffering surrogate dad to a bunch of idjits, chest hair)

- Aveline Valen = Charlie Bradbury (long-suffering momfriend, lawful redhead conscripted to crime, eyerolling)

- Leandra Hawke = Ellen Harvelle (maternal, accepting, tragically dead)

- Bethany Hawke = Jo Harvelle (little sister, cheerful, will cut you if you fuck with her)

- Carver Hawke = Adam Milligan (little brother, cranky dork, poor life choices)

- Meredith = Naomi (glacial, lawful evil, hates you)

- Orsino = Inias (trapped between a rock and a hard place, trying to do good)

- Cullen Rutherford = Victor Hendricksen (initially hostile lawman later converted to common sense, wry hardass)

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    how can Charlie be Aveline tho when she’s already Tallisalso, would Ketojan be Samandriel since he was hurt a lot,...
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