What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

I am honestly so fucking mad about so much shit in the world right now, like all these asshats getting up in arms about which fucking bathrooms trans people use, as though it’s not the most offensively ridiculous thing? I mean, aside from the fucking obvious, which is that public bathrooms are groady and cramped and literally no one uses them who doesn’t really have to (spoiler alert, trans people need to fucking pee, oh my god), people don’t? have gender-specific bathrooms? in their houses? Like if you were at a party with a whole bunch of strangers and ended up in line for the toilet, would you care if someone else in the line was a different gender to you? Would you be wondering about their goddamn genitals? No? Then why the fuck does this suddenly matter in public? Oh, right, because fucking transphobia and a legislatively significant number of sociopathic straight cismen in government who think hey, I would absolutely 100% behave like a skeezy dickstain if I could con my way into a ladies’ bathroom, so OBVIOUSLY trans women are nothing but the real-life personification of my skeezy dickstain fantasies only without the machismo, and must therefore be PUNISHED. And then they have the fucking gall to claim they’re doing it in defence of women, meaning ciswomen only, because something something chivalry. RIGHT. Never mind that their rules require that ACTUAL men start using the women’s bathroom instead: no, it’s the assumed configuration of your goddamn genitals that matters.

Meanwhile breastfeeding women are expected to feed their babies in toilet cubicles rather than risk subjecting some passing douchebro to an unsexualised nipple, men whose understanding of birth control could fit in a thimble are hellbent on restricting it, there’s a new movement of even dumber dudes claiming that menstruation is an unnatural consequence of poor moral-physical hygiene, and I just.

For a group of people so obsessed with controlling genitals and reproductive functions, you think these shitstains would be interested in obtaining even a basic understanding of how they all work, but apparently not. That might lead to LIBERAL BIAS.

*flips every table*

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