What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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DRAGON AGE: THE HAMQUISITION

fozmeadows:

OK SO LOOK, this is ENTIRELY @nkjemisin‘s fault for enabling me on Twitter WHEN I WAS MEANT TO BE SLEEPING, and there’s bound to be more of this once I have time because I am a terrible dork, but here for your enjoyment and edification is Mme De Fer, Sir, the second song in a species of crossover fic that I’m calling Dragon Age: The Hamqusition.

Before we start, for the purposes of this utterly ludicrous endeavour, the characters are swapped as follows:

Alexander Hamilton = Inquisitor Lavellan

Aaron Burr = Vivienne De Fer

John Laurens = Dorian Pavus

Marquis de Lafayette = Sera

Hercules Mulligan = the Iron Bull


Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin:

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ATTENTION NERDS:

This crackfest is now updating on my AO3, including a new song, Skyhold’s Advisors, to the tune of the Schuyler Sisters. CULLEN IS PEGGY.

I have a problem.

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    HAH! This was fantastic and so incredibly timely! I love it xD Thank you so very much for nudging it my way
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    @thevoxbox, this might be relevant to your interests. :D
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