What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

rackyroo:

bpdsebastian:

elvenmaleficar:

feynites:

elvensemi:

revanshan:

pridetothefall:

actualarishok:

sulahnenasalin:

feministlarxene:

fuck-arl-eamon:

bpdsebastian:

mukpumpkin:

bpdsebastian:

“dragon age is a game about mages!!! not elves!!!!” could it be…. dragon age as a series…. is about a lot of things…. could it be that dragon age is about mages AND elves…. and qunari and dwarves….. could it be

It is possible, tho somewhat difficult to prove, that it may also be a game about dragons

excuse u but where is ur PROOF

Guys this is obviously a game about a small lizard named Tom who is trying his best and is constantly ignored by the fandom at large. Justice for Tom!!!

You’re all wrong this game is actually about me and my self inserts badly trying to save the world

It’s not about nugs?

How is everyone overlooking the fact that it is Clearly about brontos

Excuse me. You’ve all got it quite wrong and I’m here to help you out by saying the game is, in fact, about bears. You’re welcome.

The game is about WOLVES not BEARS. Gosh, get with the program.

Oh plz these aren’t even wolves in the second one clearly it is a game about people making increasingly bad decisions. 

Dragon Age is about bees.

Why is this even a debate?

Maker’s balls people. It’s totally about Sandal.

dragon age is about the maker’s balls

Did someone say balls? It’s about Orlesian balls, of course.

excuse you, dragon age is an in-depth exploration of the wide-reaching political consequences of ferelden idiots making increasingly poor romantic choices

(Source: glassgospels, via the-rxven-king)

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    You fools. Dragon Age is about Dwarven crafts, fine Dwarven crafts, direct from Ozammar
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    dragon age is about flirting with everyone in sight