What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Anonymous asked: OMG the douche Mario cart ex! I've been there before and it was equally pathetic. It was Christmas and he decided to teach me how to play tiddlywinks for laughs. I beat him the first go and he played it down to beginners luck but he wouldn't let me go to bed until he had beaten me. We had played about 20 times. I had college in the morning, I didn't want to play anymore. He was so angry and eventually I threw the game. Then he made the inevitable shitty correlation between my loss and my gender.

oh my goddddddd

seriously tho, I have SO MANY STORIES like this about Douchebag Ex, to the point where I basically want to go back in time, grip my younger self firmly by the shoulders and yell: “HE. IS. A DICKHEAD. STOP TOLERATING IT!”

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