There’s all these fics of Poe being a good cook. What if he’s shit. What if Finn loves Poe’s burnt pancakes coz he’s never had anything else except for sustenance paste.
Rey walks in, takes one look, and is like “neat, pancakes!!!”
Leia finds all three of them stuffing their faces with Poe’s shitty ass burnt pancakes and is like “maker fuckin help me”
(She ends up getting them all some real pancakes, but “only just this once, alright?”)
#oh nooo #lil babies haven’t ever had real food so they think poe’s cooking is life changing #everyone else on the resistance base is horrified because Poe has lit the mess hall kitchen on fire on like three separate occasions #while trying to make toast #but Finn and Rey love everything he gives them and decide this is the way food is supposed to taste
So I can’t hear Leia saying “Maker fuckin help me” without thinking of Dragon Age, and now I’m imagining this as a DA:I/Star Wars mashup where Leia is Cassandra, Rey is the Inquisitor (Josephine romance, obvs), Poe is Dorian and Finn is The Iron Bull, and she’s just flabbergasted that these clueless babies are letting a Tevinter bloodmage COOK THEM BREAKFAST because their poor abused tastebuds don’t know any better.
Also, Solas is Kylo. Because OBVIOUSLY. And Cole is BB8.
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