What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

skyboneharper asked: Re dragon age problem: does this mean we'll get more DA fanfic? *hopeful bounce*

oh god TEMPT ME NOT

I have so many things I need to be doing, things of actual importance to my actual life, and meanwhile this sneaky, unhelpful part of my brain is continually whispering shit like AU where Fenris and Morrigan are angry foster siblings who hate each other only slightly less than they hate everyone else, or what if Cop!Aveline and Federal Agent!Cassandra get set up by their colleagues and go on the most awkward oblivious date in the history of awkward oblivious dates that only gets awesome when some douchebags try to mug them and get their assess kicked, or crackfic where Fenris and Dorian meet on a Bring Your Boyfriend To Work Day (shut UP, Sera, THAT’S NOT WHAT WE’RE CALLING IT) (they’re both the boyfriends) and basically have to be separated from each other’s throats by their very amused and tolerant partners (Hawke and Iron Bull share a long-suffering sigh of affectionate Dating A Provocative Asshole fellowship) and I just - 

I do not have TIME for this, okay? I DO NOT HAVE TIME, and yet Dragon Age continues to give me FEELINGS

DAMN YOU, BIOWARE

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