What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

myriadism asked: Star Trek or Lord of the Rings? or maybe both if you want?

In reference to this post:

(Answers are for LOTR.)

  1. my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Faramir. SOMEONE HUG HIM IMMEDIATELY.
  2. my trash-shit fave: Smeagol. OBVIOUSLY. 
  3. my I love to hate them fave: Denethor, because he’s a great big bag of dicks.
  4. my I hate to love them fave: Sam, because the story needs him, but my GOD he’s fucking tedious. 
  5. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: Sauron. OBVIOUSLY.
  6. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Don’t really have one. 
  7. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Elrond, I guess? 
  8. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Eowyn x Faramir, because PERF.
  9. my dirtybadwrong fave ship: I don’t have one. NOT IN THIS GODDAMN FANDOM. THERE’S TOO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR SERIOUS WTFERY.
  10. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Galadriel x Celeborn. 
  11. my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Bilbo x Thorin, which is technically The Hobbit rather than LOTR, but it’s the same world and timeline and oh my GOD I DO NOT FUCKING CARE, GET OFF MY GODDAMN DASHLAWN.
  12. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Literally anything involving Ents, Gollum or Shelob. THE NOPETOPUS RIDES AGAIN.
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  2. myriadism said: #5 is kind of funny considering how much sauron is associated with fire i mean with that tower eye he’s like on fire all the time
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