You know what I would pay to see, an action movie where they got a lot of old female action heroes together like Lucy Lawless, Gina Torres, Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Fisher, Nichelle Nichols, Lynda Carter, and have them all be badasses together, it could be a squad movie, like they where all comrades in arms back in the day and they’re getting back together for one last mission
And Expendables with women, and not named that..YES!
No but hear me out:
- They’re assembling because the Super Sekrit organisation they worked for back in the day has been compromised, and Gina’s old protege, played by Nicole Beharie, has called them in to extract a target she doesn’t trust anyone else to bring back alive;
- Lucy Liu as Nicole Beharie’s meant-to-be-dead-but-secretly-the-evil-mastermind superior;
- Gina Torres as the unarmed combat specialist and former 2IC-turned-commander assembling the squad;
- Lucy Lawless as a sarcastic demolitions expert;
- Sigourney Weaver as the tinhat hippy conspiracy theorist stoner hacker;
- Nichelle Nichols as the sniper and former commander;
- Lynda Carter and Carrie Fisher as, respectively, the intelligence operative and weapons expert who used to be rivals constantly at each other’s throats and who were always arguing about which one of them would snap first and kill the other one, and before they’re collected, none of the others can agree on whether they’re actually still alive, or if only one of them is, or if they’re both dead, but when they get tracked down, they’re married with three kids off at college and bickering over who planted the weed in their herb garden (Lynda thinks Carrie did it; Carrie is trying to blame their middle child), and while everyone else is still staring slackjawed, Sigourney rambles over and compliments them on the type they’re growing, and when Carrie reflexively says thank you, Lynda yells I FUCKING KNEW IT! and Carrie just deadpans her and drawls, Now as always, darling, your intelligence-gathering skills are unparalleled;
- Sebastian Stan as the hapless deskjockey in an expensive suit who’s never been out in the field but who has vital specific knowledge of the target location, who ends up making out with Lucy Lawless after she rescues him from an explosion.
(Source: starsembers, via agirlwithachakram)
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