such models of friendship are precious and rare
- Friend: Two important things happened today.
- Me: do tell
- Friend: First, today is the eight hundred year anniversary of the signing of the Magna Carta.
- Friend: Secondly, today, I sent a bag of dicks to Sam. To eat. I want him to eat a bag of dicks.
- Friend: Which he is doing, as we speak.
- Me: Which Sam? And, more important, what type of dicks?
- Friend: [last name], and gummi dicks.
- Friend: You can do this in the future.
- Friend: Oh brave new world.
- Me: that has such penii in it
- Friend: They're apparently delicious.
- Me: Gummicockslut.
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