yesterday in the car my husband got jesus and moses confused, then immediately defended himself because ‘both names have an s in the middle and at the end, they totally sound the same’
which somehow lead to him saying both names backwards to prove this point
only then we realised that ‘jesus’ said backwards is ‘susej’, which sounds like sausage pronounced with an outrageous french accent, and we both fucking lost it
and then my husband cracked up even more, because ‘god’ said backwards is ‘dog’, and ‘dogs want susejes, it’s a conspiracy! it all makes sense!’
and that’s the story of why we can’t say ‘sausage’ with a straight face any more
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