What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

thehomielizzie:

lesbocracy:

hollifo:

terufrying:

“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!”
(literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)  

“Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?”
(4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school) 

“You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?”
(8 year old girl, male best friend)

“He’s such a ladies’ man!” (tiny infant responding positively and smiling vacantly in response to the attention of adult human women) 

thank you for opening my mind to this. never thought of it this way.

(via charliebradburyismylesbianmuse)

  1. hydro-dragon reblogged this from anna-da-gamer
  2. robotappreciator reblogged this from takemetotheastral
  3. rainynightinneverland reblogged this from takemetotheastral
  4. takemetotheastral reblogged this from anna-da-gamer
  5. anna-da-gamer reblogged this from ladyeilistraee
  6. bonniobonnott reblogged this from bonniobonnotta
  7. 6-7-go-to-hell-or-go-to-heaven reblogged this from rakastiikeri
  8. rosinessofthesky reblogged this from excdus
  9. thisthingofdarknessiacknowledge reblogged this from housefilledwithivy
  10. multigloria reblogged this from fanboyingoverdemigods
  11. bonniobonnotta reblogged this from candicepattxns
  12. candicepattxns reblogged this from archiesandrcws-blog
  13. infopostarchive reblogged this from certified-llama-chauffeur
  14. dieallerletzteex reblogged this from poeapoe
  15. fritolazy reblogged this from stuckinthiscocoon
  16. stuckinthiscocoon reblogged this from shuttersmiley