What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

I married a dork

  • TV: *starts playing Nights in White Satin*
  • Husband: I like this song.
  • Husband: Though I don't understand why the knights are in white satin.
  • Me: *stares at husband*
  • Husband: What?
  • Me: You... weren't trying to be funny?
  • Husband: No?
  • Husband: What did I say?
  • Me: Take the k off 'nights'. Think white satin sheets.
  • Husband: Ooooh.
  • Husband: That's a much more boring song, then.
  • Husband: Knights are cool.
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    oh. i ….. just found out that it’s not about knights. in my thirties. :/ yay
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