What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

I thought it would understand that I’m a child at heart.

—my husband, explaining how he broke the toddler’s footstool by standing on it when any idiot could see it wouldn’t take his weight. (Seconds after saying this, he got his foot caught in a Lego box. WHY.)

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