There are people on this earth who can buy a pair of sunglasses and then just keep them, the same sunglasses, presumably for upwards of four or five days without stepping on them/sitting on them/dropping them off ur head and not noticing until later/putting them at the bottom of ur bag where they get trash compacted into their component parts/leaving them at a bar or CVS. That’s amazing to me. What is that like
OK this post has just turned into people being smug about how many sunglasses they have not stepped on. Good for you! Good for you. I bet you guys can go an entire week without “losing” your debit card and then finding it in a box of tampons, too. “Why did I put it there, for the love of god? Who was in charge of saying ‘Drop this debit card into this tampon box in the bathroom cabinet and walk away?’ CAN I GET THROUGH A SINGLE GODDAMN DAY WITHOUT DOING SOMETHING INCOMPREHENSIBLE????” These are questions you have never had to ask yourself, which is wonderful. Mazel tov. Enjoy it.
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