What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

neverwhere asked: Cernunnos, Loki, Morpheus :)

  • Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal? 

Probably the Pallas cat, to be honest. I mean, look at this ludicrous brooding furmoon! I want a hundred of them.

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  • Loki: What is the best trick you’ve ever pulled on someone?

OK SO: way back when I was in Year 8, my friend Sarah was massively into Buffy the Vampire Slayer (which I didn’t start watching until university) and had a stupidly big crush on David Boreanaz. So on April Fool’s day, I rang her up at ass o’clock in the morning for a conversation that went something like this:

Me: SARAH OH MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THE THING?

Sarah, sleepily: What? What happened?

Me: DAVID BOREANAZ WAS IN A CAR CRASH. HE GOT RUN OFF THE ROAD BY A DRUNK DRIVER. HE’S OK BUT HE’S IN HOSPITAL WITH SERIOUS INJURIES.

Sarah, audibly flailing: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

Me: THEY’RE SAYING THEY MIGHT HAVE TO CANCEL THE NEXT SEASON OF BUFFY OR CUT ANGEL FROM THE SHOW!

Sarah: OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NO *inarticulate sobbing*

Me: BUT SARAH. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

Sarah: WHAT? WHAT IS IT NOW?

Me: April Fools!

Sarah: ….

Sarah: ….

Sarah: Pip?

Me: Yes?

Sarah: I hate you SO MUCH. 

Me: *cackling*

  • Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

I daydream more or less constantly. Sometimes about story ideas I’m working on, or mental fanfictions for shows I like, but also just cheering mental stories wherein I am proven to be awesome at a thing, or meet someone cool, or of what my life might be like in a few months or years :)

(Taken from this mythology asks meme.)

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  3. razziecat said: Pallas cats look like Old Deuteronomy from the musical “Cats”. :)
  4. neverwhere said: Pallas cats are SO GREAT. All fur and angst :3 That was a terrible prank, well done XD
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