in which my husband tries to describe the merits of his squeeze bottle of sweetened condensed milk
- Husband: It's like having cream farted into my mouth by a sphincter!
- Me: ...
- Me: Take a moment to appreciate why that doesn't sound like a good thing.
- Husband: Whatever. It's addictive - like Slurm!
- Me: Again, that comes from an anus.
- Husband: *shrugs, continues squeezing sweetened condensed milk into his mouth*
- Husband: You can't make me ashamed.
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