What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

on cooking mishaps

  • Husband: *Googles 'care with yeast' for baking help*
  • Husband: AUGH, not vaginal infections!
  • Me: *dies laughing*
  • ...some minutes later...
  • Husband: *remembers at the last minute to microwave the butter in a bowl instead of on a plate*
  • Husband: I saved the day! I'm like a hero.
  • Me: You saved it from yourself. I don't think that counts.
  • Husband: That's basically what they did in the first Fabulous Four movie.
  • Me: You mean the Fantastic Four. The Fabulous Four was Enid Blyton.
  • Husband: No, that was the Fabulous Five.
  • Me: We suck.
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  4. musewhipped said: Enid Blyton didn’t have any Fabulous groups, perhaps you mean the Adventurous Four or the Famous Five, or even the Secret Seven?
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