What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

I think academia is starting to get to him

  • husband: I think your lava lamp is talking to me.
  • me: ...
  • me: That's probably not a great sentence with which to enter a room.
  • me: Or, you know. Say AT ALL.
  • husband: Why? Because it suggests I'm a little LOONY?
  • me: ...
  • me: What did the lava lamp say to you?
  • husband: It said *ridiculous voice* Hellooo, Toby!
  • husband: *waves hands, makes Time Vortex sounds*
  • me: ...
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