What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

elodieunderglass:

Me: Foz - you know, Australian Foz - wrote this creepy thing on Tumblr, it’s really - 

Dr Glass: Australian Foz?

Me: Australian Foz, you know, the one with the - 

Dr Glass: I KNOW. But why are we differentiating her from the vast quantity of other Fozes that you know?

Me: well, because I - 

Dr Glass: Is there an American Foz? is there a Wild West Foz

Dr Glass: Lesbian Foz From Another Universe

Dr Glass: Foz, like the same Foz, but with a monocle

Dr Glass: Eldritch Foz from another dimension, whose dread physical form is invisible due to our inability to perceive such anomalies in space and time, and whose presence is only indicated by chill wind and strange whispering tongues

Me: … isn’t that - 

Dr Glass: Yes, that’s the same one as Australian Foz, isn’t it?

You heard it here first, folks: I am officially an eldritch wild west lesbian from another dimension. BOW BEFORE ME. *cackles against the backdrop of a convenient thunderstorm*

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    You heard it here first, folks: I am officially an eldritch wild west lesbian from another dimension. BOW BEFORE ME....
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