What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

personify-realism:

I was at the New Star Trek movie anD THESE OLD WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME START FUCKING GIGGLING WHEN SPOCK AND KIRK SMILE AT EACH OTHER IN THE BEGINNING AND THEY START WHISPERING SO I LEAN DOWN AND THEY’RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MET! THESE TWO FUCKERS MET AT A WRITERS CLUB AT THEIR SCHOL AND THEY WERE FUCKING WRITING KIRK/SPOCK FANFICTION AND THEY STARTED HANGING OUT AND THEY FUCKING BECAME FRIENDS AND GREW UP AND GOT MARRIED. ARE YOU FUCKING READING THIS?! THE FUCKING 80 SOMETHING WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME FUCKING MET AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A SLASH WRITERS CLUB LIKE 60ISH YEARS AGO AND THEY FUCKING GOT MARRIED AND NOW THEY CAME TOGETHER TO FUCKING WATCH THE NEW MOVIE AND THESE TWO WERE FUCKING GIGGLING LIKE TEENAGERS AND THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER AND IM CRYING HOW IS THIS NOT ITS OWN FUCKING MOVIE OH MY JESUSA;KLSHDG;KALDNFG;LADFHMGPV QDFNGCLKBVJSD

(via kogiopsis)

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