What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

possibly the greatest exchange in the history of teen wolf

  • Sheriff Stilinski: *is confronted by a de-aged Derek Hale*
  • Sheriff Stilinski: *corners Stiles and Scott*
  • Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me.
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Absolutely and completely honest.
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Have you been time travelling?
  • Stiles: Hang on, what?
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Because if time travelling is real, you know what? I'm out. I'm done. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
  • Scott: We found him like that.
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Where? Swimming in the Fountain of Youth!?
  • Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane.
  • Stiles: In an Aztec temple.
  • Stiles: In Mexico.
  • Stiles: Underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.
  • Sheriff Stilinski: FML.
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