What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

in which teenage!me was a sarcastic shit

  • teenage!me: *leaves stuff everywhere*
  • mum: *cleans up after me*
  • mum: What did your last servant die of?
  • teenage!me: Boredom.
  • ---
  • dad: *tells terrible dad joke while driving*
  • teenage!me: *pained groaning*
  • dad: You're should be grateful I've got a sense of humour! You see those families driving past in those other cars? Nobody's laughing in there!
  • teenage!me: Nobody's laughing in here, either.
  • ---
  • friend: Hey, Foz!
  • teenage!me: *assumes without looking that friend wants a favour*
  • teenage!me: No.
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