What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

Foz Meadows is a bipedal cismammal with delusions of immortality. Also, she writes fantasy novels. (And fanfic on AO3 as Sysrae, because fanfic is awesome.)

Crackship

jennifergearing:

fozmeadows:

Rewatching Buffy, I’ve suddenly realised my crackship headcanon is that Tara never dies. Instead, she, Willow and Oz all live together as a happy threesome, raising little lesbian werewolf babies, doing magic and fighting crime. 

I … GodDAMN.

I didn’t realise I needed this and now I need it like AIR.

polyfamily headcanon accepted.

I can even make a logic for it:

So, some time after Tara gets shot, Willow remembers the spell that she and Anya performed in S3’s Dopplegangland that brought Vampire!Willow back from the time and place she was lost, and uses it to recover Tara from a parallel timeline - and then Oz shows up, and the three of them live happily ever after.

Or, alternatively, when Oz comes back in S4 after Willow and Tara first get together, Willow doesn’t chose between them: instead, she chooses both, and when Warren’s stray bullet goes through the window in S6, instead of hitting Tara, it hits Oz - but because he’s a werewolf and it’s not made of silver, it doesn’t kill him.

Also they adopt the Potentials who don’t want to fight in Buffy’s army and just want to go on with their lives, and Oz teaches guitar to all their children, biological and non-biological, while Willow and Tara found a magical detective agency called Roseclay Seekers Inc.

Also also: in this fantasy Buffyverse, Illyria’s revival doesn’t kill Fred - instead, they physically split into two different people, so Illyria stays with Angel and the others in LA, and Fred and Wesley come to live with Willow, Oz and Tara, and have two children, Reuben and Violet (Oz teaches them guitar, too).

  1. scriptoriana reblogged this from courtneystoker and added:
    /dies /comesbackasaghost /hauntstheirmagicaldetectiveagency
  2. xandroblathers reblogged this from dontbearuiner
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  4. dontbearuiner reblogged this from courtneystoker and added:
    This is the greatest fix-it ficlet I’ve ever read.
  5. courtneystoker reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    *dies*
  6. angryalexadventures reblogged this from jennifergearing
  7. fayanora reblogged this from kittensandscience and added:
    That’s an excellent idea! I don’t think there are any healthy poly families on TV. The closest I’ve seen was Kit, Alma,...
  8. kittensandscience reblogged this from jennifergearing and added:
    I love this idea! OT3s FTW!
  9. fozmeadows reblogged this from jennifergearing and added:
    I can even make a logic for it: So, some time after Tara gets shot, Willow remembers the spell that she and Anya...
  10. jennifergearing reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    I … GodDAMN. I didn’t realise I needed this and now I need it like AIR. polyfamily headcanon accepted.
  11. furandfang said: I would watch this show so hard.
  12. saathi1013 said: FYEAH OT3s